The motivated seller....
Oh the places cattle will roam
They seem to prefer any place but home
A few have learned to ignore the spark
And go through the electric wire like a walk in the park
The neighbors have our number programmed in their speed dial
Short abrupt exchanges have become the preferred style
Phone calls before sunrise and after the sun has set
Are followed by BLEEP, BLEEP, &*$#@!, BLEEP, sh*t
The joy of our cows grazing peacefully along
Has been crushed because they won't stay right where they belong
Stripe Face, Beef Steak, Chubs and that other black one
Are about to find out that their adventures are done
Hamburgers, steaks or a good ol' fashioned roast
Bar-be-que, tacos or chip beef on toast
The rancher is looking forward to the date
When they are served as dinner on your plate.
Thus the rancher became.....the motivated seller!
1/9/2023 08:50:09 am
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